Oh dear, a 40-year old lover man and a dad of seven, Kelvin Hewitt (pictured left above) has had his manliness chopped off after he was caught having sex with another man’s wife who is a member of a gipsy gang. The
gang apprehended Kelvin on a high way, attacked him and chopped off his manliness. He was left there bleeding before police came to his rescue and was rushed to a hospital. Some of the officers who waited behind had to bring traffic to a halt on the busy highway to search for the severed penis.
Kelvin is said to be getting better at the hospital, while Police are currently investigating the matter.