Friday, April 7, 2017

"If u can't stand me calling you "ode, b*tch, ewu" then don't bother" - Pretty Mike lists desired requirements his future wife must have

Remember that guy that was arrested by Lagos state Government for putting two women on dog chains, amongst other attention seeking antics? Well, he's back in the news and this time it's about the ridiculous list of requirements his future wife must possess

Socialite, Pretty Mike, took to Instagram minutes ago to share his ridiculous list of requirements his future wife must have. He said his future wife must be okay with being called derogatory words by him. 
He wrote:


WIFEY/SERIOUS GF application: Below r the rules/criteria in sending ur cv..

1. Please if u are a Yoruba girl n frm unilag,pls don't bother 
2. if u have dated at least 2 popular yahoo guys πŸ‘ŽπŸ½
3. You must get a letter of recommendation frm at least 2 of ur exes n if you've had just an Ex,pls support ur claim with a 11 paragraph affidavit 
4. You must have a decent job (don't be a marketer or MuAπŸ™ˆ
5. Please If u have a Loud Snoring game,pls don't bother, I will hate to miss d trumpet when it sounds cause u were snoring 
6. Pls if u don't knw how to use🍴or u've leaking mouth(food drops frm ur mouth)we shall be having dates in fancy restaurants,Pls I don't want to be disgraced and no I can't teach u table manners 
7. Pls if ur name is/are Bolanle,Damilola,Bisola,Olamide,Rukayat,Sukurat,Raimat...u r Automatically disqualified 
8. If u have more than 1 Club owner's number #Smh
9. If u are in a Private Uni "Bu,Run,Bowen,Cu,Bells" and u are in Lag every weekend,total 4get it 
10. If u r a drug addict πŸ˜‘
11. Asides d usual pet names "baby,darling and shii" if u can't stand me calling u "ode" "my bitch" "Ewu" then don't bother
12. If u enjoy SocialMedia attention "Abeg fine urself another man" 
13. Pls if u Enjoy getting High Regularly "Forget it"..Cause Na ur Type dey enjoy smoking weed while been pregnant #Sub
14. If u are not ready to cut off ur single friends that r not in a serious relationship,den I'm not ur man.
15. If u have a favorite black bra,pls stay away from me
16. If you dont squirt,please slide away
17. Pls if u are a lesbian,don't hide it from me,it's allowed as long as I can watch
18. Please if you're ugly,Biko ex,I can't stand my child being bullied 4 looking like Mr ibu πŸ˜‚
19. My Lepa babes "Abeg Noway 4 u"
20. If you're a baby mama abeg I know do. 
21. If you've done runs in Abj,Ph,Owerri and u now want Lag Husband,don't send ur cv cause our machine will detect U
22. If u can't stand me sleeping with ur nipples in my mouth,pls stay far
23. Speaking of Runs "if ur runs has taken u as far a Apapa" Forget it
24. If you're frm Benin n have been to Italy at any point in time,Biko don't apply
25. If ur r ff Bellodus,UncleBukz,Jay,Mosh,Yanju..RedFlag ooh


WIFEY/SERIOUS GF application:Below r the rules/criteria in sending ur cv.. 1. please if u are a Yoruba girl n frm unilag,pls don't bother 2. if u have dated at least 2 popular yahoo guys πŸ‘ŽπŸ½ 3. You must get a letter of recommendation frm at least 2 of ur exes n if you've had just an Ex,pls support ur claim with a 11 paragraph affidavit 4. You must have a decent job (don't be a marketer or MuAπŸ™ˆ 5. Please If u have a Loud Snoring game,pls don't bother, I will hate to miss d trumpet when it sounds cause u were snoring 6. Pls if u don't knw how to use🍴or u've leaking mouth(food drops frm ur mouth)we shall be having dates in fancy restaurants,Pls I don't want to be disgraced and no I can't teach u table manners 7. Pls if ur name is/are Bolanle,Damilola,Bisola,Olamide,Rukayat,Sukurat,Raimat...u r Automatically disqualified 8. If u have more than 1 Club owner's number #Smh 9. If u are in a Private Uni "Bu,Run,Bowen,Cu,Bells" and u are in Lag every weekend,total 4get it 10. If u r a drug addict 😑 11. Asides d usual pet names "baby,darling and shii" if u can't stand me calling u "ode" "my bitch" "Ewu" then don't bother 12. If u enjoy SocialMedia attention "Abeg fine urself another man" 13. Pls if u Enjoy getting High Regularly "Forget it"..Cause Na ur Type dey enjoy smoking weed while been pregnant #Sub 14. If u are not ready to cut off ur single friends that r not in a serious relationship,den I'm not ur man. 15. If u have a favorite black bra,pls stay away from me 16. If you dont squirt,please slide away 17. Pls if u are a lesbian,don't hide it from me,it's allowed as long as I can watch 18. Please if you're ugly,Biko ex,I can't stand my child being bullied 4 looking like Mr ibu πŸ˜‚ 19. My Lepa babes "Abeg Noway 4 u" 20. If you're a baby mama abeg I know do. 21. If you've done runs in Abj,Ph,Owerri and u now want Lag Husband,don't send ur cv cause our machine will detect U 22. If u can't stand me sleeping with ur nipples in my mouth,pls stay far 23. Speaking of Runs "if ur runs has taken u as far a Apapa" Forget it 24. If you're frm Benin n have been to Italy at any point in time,Biko don't apply 25. If ur r ff Bellodus,UncleBukz,Jay,Mosh,Yanju..RedFlag ooh
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